No Labor Signs :(

What's going on?? I'm due on FRIDAY. In 2 days! Where are the contractions? Where are the signs of impending labor? Is she going to stay in there forever? It's so annoying these last weeks where you're constantly thinking, "Is this is? Is this a labor contraction?..Or is it indigestion from the tacos?" What a mess. haha. I have a doctors appointment tomorrow morning, I'm going to let her strip my membranes again...hopefully it will help push me into labor atleast by Friday. Tomorrow is a full moon though, so maybe she'll get all worked up in there and shoot out! I just assume she's a native Texan and is scared of the cold :) She must have more Janet than Jim in her!! We're getting really anxious! That's the understatement of the century, I think. Things are really rolling over here, we're almost finished packing to move into the house NEXT WEEKEND!! WahoO!! Our hospital bags are ready to go, I've nested this place so much I think I washed the varnish off of the kitchen counter, and now we wait. Again. haha. It's really not bad, until the evenings. Then I HATE being pregnant. I feel like the good year blimp when I try to go to sleep. It reminds me of that old cartoon with the hippo wearing a tu tu and roller skates. NOT graceful at all. Really makes you appreciate your body and realize that you never want to be morbidly obese because it hurts your back too badly! On an even more pitiful note, we've been trying all of those self induction methods to try and help induce labor. Walking, eating random foods that people swear by, etc... I could make a huge list, but it wouldn't change the fact that I'm STILL pregnant. So none of it works. I really thought about castor oil yesterday. REALLY thought about it. But then I gagged and realized GROSS!!! What am I thinking? I just have a few days left! I don't want to spend them on the toilet!!! :) hahaha. Well, I always feel better when I blog- love you all.